Craymer vs. Craymer

Welcome to Craymer vs. Craymer, a podcast about pop culture, philosophy, politics and other alliterations! Tune in as we discuss the latest news and media with a humorous bent, as well as more serious topics like feminism (yay!), racism (boo!) and politicians (meh).
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Mar 29, 2017

Join us as we talk about being real gamerz (drinkin' bawlz and checkin' behind falls)! In the news, we'll talk about PornHub's social justice cred and Special K. Then in Act 3, follow us into the holodeck to discuss VR's viability!

Feb 28, 2017

Join us as we mourn free speech, tackle some hard-hitting news and discuss future predictions!

Feb 14, 2017

We discuss Trump’s firing of his deputy attorney general, pee memes and we name some Japanese cities! In act two, we talk about Final Fantasy XV, FAKE NEWS!!, and we interview Jim-Bob, who we assume is a racist Trump supporter?

Our act three topic is State of Exception, which I’m guessing is the new Ben Affleck oscar bait.

Nov 16, 2016

Election special! This episode was supposed to go live on Tuesday, but I was way too depressed! AHAHAHAHFfffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Aug 30, 2016

Act One: We discuss the pokemans!

Act Two: Sigh. We spend most of this act coming up with dog/wine puns. I'm so sorry.

Act Three: How would YOU deal with the zombie apocalypse? Go to an island? Beg a farmer to save you? VULTURES?

Aug 9, 2016


Act Two: We discuss the news! In particular, we discuss a swedish chef (not that one though) getting ... saucy.

Act Three: Twitter, political correctness and edgy comedians.

Jul 22, 2016

Act 1: It's EVO time. GET. HYPE.
Act 2: We discuss day one of the RNC. Also, does rollerblading make me gay? And does that question make me a homophobe? (yes and yes)
Act 3: Quantum computing and secrets from the future!

Jul 11, 2016


Act Two: Gun control chased with some sillier news chased with Big Willie Style.

Act Three: We discuss artifical intelligence, both on a practical scale (should they be reading our emotional states?) and a cosmic one.

Jun 23, 2016

Act One: The state of politics (though this was recorded some time ago), and did you know Cornel West was in the Matrix? And that he WASN'T Morpheus?!

Act Two: Let's discuss the news! I hope you're up to date on your Disney Channel Original Movies

Act Three: Brock Turner and rape culture

Jun 1, 2016

Act One - What if Glenn Beck hosted the Prairie Home Companion?
Act Two - News, Chuck Palalalhauniauk
Act Three - Let's talk Drug War!

May 24, 2016

Act One: Matt has a substitute.
Act Two: We try to come up with a news drop. It's not great.
Act Three: WhiteLocke gets wood, we discuss alternative medicine and recreational drugs.

May 11, 2016

Act One - An Uber catastrophe!
Act Two - Dwight Schrute Syndrome, or why promoting bit characters is the kiss of death
Act Three - We discuss politics! Does Trump's nomination forewarn of a political revolution? We'll hear what President Lindsey Graham thinks.

May 4, 2016

Act One - YES AND
Act Two - Where have all the awesome licensed platformers gone?
Act Three - Locke has a pity party and we learn about the tomtato.
Act Four - Buckle your seatbelt, it's time for a serious discussion! Are universal human rights imperialist?

Apr 27, 2016

Act One - We talk about Locke's recent trip to India, and his hatred of hippies.

Act Two - Did you know there's a woman who looks like Ted Cruz? And that she's doing a porn? And that Locke wants to watch Ted Cruz bottoming a big bear of a man?

Act Three - We compare listicles for women with listicles for men. The results are predictable.

Mar 23, 2016

Act One: Robots, Ted Talks and Wet Beef. Also, WhiteLocke disowns science.

Act Two: Superdelegates?????? Throwing away your vote.

Act Three: Deuce Sex

Mar 10, 2016

Act One: Election Stuff! Pre-Michigan, though, so no big insights. Silly Startups!

Act Two: Ten Totally BIZARRE Erotica genres! REALLY PEOPLE?!?!?! Also, the craziness of Denver International Airport and Lizard People.

Act Three: Undertale! SPOILERS

Feb 11, 2016

Act 1 - We talk about Locke's Megagame experience, as well as some depressing and not-so-depressing SILLY STARTUPS!

Act 2 - Bowie's in Space ... AS A CONSTELLATION

Act 3 - We finally get around to discussing Ex Machina, specifically it's feminist bonafides. Does it make the cut? Well, let's talk to two white dudes to find out!

Jan 20, 2016

Join us as we discuss a silly millennial-hating startup, the Oregon militia, pickup lines and the short indie game Emily is Away.

Jan 13, 2016

In this episode, we discuss several critically-acclaimed, popular pieces of media. We mostly discuss how we haven't seen them. Also, donkey seatbelts, world geography, and why Half-Life 2 is overrated.

Dec 29, 2015

It's our belated holiday episode! Join us as we discuss heartwarming topics like necrophilia, beastiality and Star Wars.

Dec 22, 2015

Today we discuss something close to Matt's heart - The Nightmare Before Christmas. Let's solve the tangled web of continuity presented by The Pumpkin King.

Dec 15, 2015

Today's episode is FOR 90's KIDS ONLY! We discuss teledildonics, nostalgia and more!

Dec 1, 2015

Act One - Silly Startups and Syrian Refugees
Act Two - WhiteLocke gets REAL. RealDolls, that is.

Nov 12, 2015

This is it, folks. THE GAMERGATE EPISODE!

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